Little Guy: I'm gonna' die all these sheep, watch, hahaha!
Me: Buddy, it's "kill" not "die", but that doesn't sound very nice.
Little Guy: (staring at me blankly) What? I'm DYEING them different colors.
Me: Oh. Carry on. (oops)
(Between this and last night's writing, I think I'm going to start a Language Arts with Little Guy feature! haha)