Christmas tree carried in and fully set up-- who said teenagers aren't useful? 😉
Everyone going out tonight-- have fun, be safe, and remember that you'll be telling stories about this night in +/-20 years when you're old 😂
See also: Bent Elbow Tavern, Climbed in the Window, circa 2000, Same story every year, Sleepytime tea, this is 40, this was also 30, old af
Do you think Charmin and Skittles have some sort of inside bet to see who can make the most disgusting commercials?
I just tried some local farm apple cider that someone brought in. It was good, but I much prefer it mixed with white wine and caramel vodka ;) 🍹
Here comes creepy facebook tracking code, putting everything I look up for Christmas presents as ads all throughout my feed and every site I visit 🙄
(the only cookies I don't like)
This is great. I could clip so many quotes!
"...having been ignored for so long, we have learned not to complain. Not to complain about the raises we never got, the peak earnings that passed us by, the corner offices we might never see because the boomers won’t seem to retire and the millennials deserve it now, right?
But being a Gen Xer isn’t about wallowing in middle-child angst.
...We wrote the template on messing up and oversharing. We just didn’t post it all over the place."
I usually claim Xennial, but I'm squarely GenX as defined here.
What gave you your worst hangover ever?
For me it was switching back to standard time.
Why do we only save daylight for half of the year? Why can't we save daylight year 'round?
I went to Michael's to pickup a clearance Fall sign and accidentally bought a Christmas tree and an iron burro.
🤷♀️ It happens.
What do hip hop, buffalo plaid, split-finger fastball, and I all have in common? We were all born in 1979 😂
My husband gets dinger, bikini wax, and moonroof hahaha
Check your birth year:
With a love of children and a passion for reading and writing, Kelly decided to share her experiences with others through the pages of the Crib Notes book and site.
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