"...this movie's screenwriter graduated from the Characters Explicitly Saying What They Want and Are Feeling at Any Given Moment School of Screenwriting...After Shirtless Guy gives Bella her ultimatum, she wears an expression that can only be described as 'I haven't seen the new pages of the script yet and no one told me how to react to this news.'"
BAH! That's *every* Bella scene!
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-twilight-movies-according-to-someone-who-hasnt-seen-them_p2/