After this trainwreck/snoozefest of a season, I just turned on the tv to go to the DVR to watch the finale, and it was already on the chanel and I saw a spoiler 🙄 After all that! It seems like what I thought, we'll see what actually happens as I fast forward through 2 hours haha
Before we had company last week, my husband cut the grass even though it was 100 degrees and weren't going to be outside at all, and vacuumed under the end table where we keep the printer, including INSIDE a drawer that doesn't get used.
We acknowledged it and laughed about it in the moment, but it's worth mentioning again 🤣🤣🤣
It's not a stereotype when it's SO TRUE!
Big Mistake- Big Hair
You guys, I made a big mistake.
I went to work this morning with air dried hair (without straightening or curling or taming of any sort). I'm really not sure why, I know better. Despite being in a climate-controlled (currently freezing) space, it's growing larger by the hour.
Wine and Cheese
Men Tell All 🥀
What a mess it's going to be. Is it going to be 3 hours of the guys trashing Luke? I'm certainly not a fan but that will be so annoying to watch.
Ok, I'm finally starting...
What is this dress? It looks like the top of the baking suit I had when I was 11 sewn to the bottom half of a dress from Ross.
(Listen, I've worn dresses from Ross. I love a bargain. This is not your dress, sis. You're a pageant queen, you know how to pick a dress.)
"What's your name? What's your sign? What's your birthday?" [lyrics]
Wait, what does sign mean?
What sign am I?
What?! I'M CANCER?!?!
Get it Done
Yes times a million.
Just get it done. Wherever.
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