Tiger King, Tiger King, Tiger King! Uuuggghh Worse than nonstop talking about Corona!
The Bachelor and the Sixers were both taken away in the same week. Our tv doesn't know what to do with itself.
Only 6 of them are over 30. Will they never learn? 🙄
She's 38. I thought 30-50 would be a good range. Get rid of all these 23 year old dudes. But who am I...?
Controversial and shocking ending? We'll be the judge of that.
When they mumble and whisper and all you can hear loud and clear are their constant sniffles, it makes me gaggy.
"I was willing to do whatever it took [except not sleeping with those other girls]."
"I want to choose Hannah Ann first [now that Maddy's not available]."
More translations coming soon 🤣
Most annoying thing-- the teaser that we've been seeing the whoooole season, was just dumb. His mom sobs "Bring her back!" and he tells her that she has to stop and let him make a decision on his own. It was not emotional. It was so weird. I'm not a big fan of his parents anyway, and this whole episode was way over the line.
Well it's minute 3 and I'm already annoyed.
How was he in love with Maddy yesterday and is picking out rings for Hannah Ann today?!
It seems even more ridiculous than normal-- and that's saying A LOT!
(60min behind but I'll catch up quickly by ff'ing through the commercials...and crying)
So obviously a lot is going to change, otherwise they would have stretched the proposal to the end.
I had flip flopper guesses, but I don't have a firm prediction. But also, I can't imagine it's actually Hannah Ann haha
One thing I have to say for these girls- at least they (eventually) speak up for themselves and not just cry and walk away.
I hope his mom feels so bad.
Damn, she said, "Leave." Boy, bye haha
That's it? So predictable and so dumb.
Why did they keep saying even Peter didn't know how it ends?
The next Bachelorette is Bachelor franchise veteran Claire.
Damn, Madison made him wait before she stepped forward. Good for her, since he couldn't even look her in the eye.
(I'm guessing spoilers are ok since I'm an hour behind.)
It seriously looks like no one really wants to be there (the 3 of them after the rose ceremony) 😬
So cringey. Not emotional at all.
Dave Matthews and a Bachelorette announcement. GMA gets me today.
"If you had sex [with the other girls] this week, I'd have a really hard time moving forward."
"Uh, I don't know what you're saying. What do you mean?"
"I can't tell you what to do, but it would really bother me."
"I kind of need an answer; it's not fair to the other relationships."
Actual meaning: So can I sleep with these other 2 girls and still have a chance with you? or nah?
That's basically what he's saying! Then saying he was really thrown a curve ball-- really? It's surprising that the person who wants to potentially marry you doesn't want you to sleep with 2 other people a week before you propose?
I think Peter pronounces "women" like "woman", and that's a full on dealbreaker.
Jet skis to island
Helicopter ride to waterfall
Elevator to harness climb
Of course I didn't start watching yet but...
What if Bachelor hometown visits were real?
🥯 We could swing by my office for a quick tour and see if there were any bagels left in the kitchen.
😴 Instead of a parade, we could just talk about how boring parades are.
🍛 I could offer to take him out for the dinner of his choice then say "No, not there." to everything he suggests.
😬 We could fold laundry/load the dishwasher together and I can see if he has what it takes.
👭👫 Instead of professing my love for him to my family, I could just say, "I mean, he's cool and all, but he's dating 4 of us. I'm not about that sisterwives life."
🤣 What else?
The salaries of just one teacher?
I'm just starting and good God, these girls 🤦♀️ This guy 🤦♀️
None of them belong together. Not even in Bachelor fantasy life.
Kelsey, just no.
Victoria always seems pissy and like, kind of despondent?
Kelly is the realest. I don't think she'll play the game.
Hannah Ann is young. I got married young but she seems very young.
Natasha. She's beautiful but why is she still here? Have we seen them together at all?
So that leaves Madison. I guess?
My original call was Hannah Ann and Madison but he doesn't make any of the right choices so 🤷♀️
"There are 4 of us and 2 roses left. So we each have more than a 50% chance."
Pretty sure that's not how math works...
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