I frequently say, "This homework is so dumb."
That's probably not great parenting.
When a Dicks commercial makes you well up, maybe you have some seasonal stress haha 🏓🥺😁
I just placed an online order and it's either going to be a great find, or my identity will be stolen by midnight. Wish me luck! 🤞🙈😬
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Once upon a time, I liked to go out the night before Thanksgiving.
Now, on this night, I like to do old lady things like prep food, and do my nails, and drink tea, and tell the same story of that one time I climbed in the window of the Bent Elbow on Thanksgiving Eve*, and go to bed shortly after the time I was probably arriving there that night. 👵
*(We talked about this before; it was either 2000 or 2001, and several of you were there, even though I didn't even know some of you at the time!)
Having kids who can dress themselves for snow makes the fact that they only last for 20 minutes much more tolerable.
No snowdays till after Jan 1 please. Sorry, I'm jinxing whatever superstitions all the kids and teachers did last night. We have enough days off in November; let's save some for June.
I'm totally blaming all of you.
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