Pinterest just showed me "17 Makeup tricks an older woman should know" 😳
I'm running practice for the 4th/5th grade basketball team this morning.
Let me tell you a little about why that's funny. I played basketball for 4 years. In that time, I scored 3 points. 1 was a foul shot; not sure how I got fouled, I'm guessing I was just in someone's way. The other was a basket...but it counted for the other team (my coach told me to shoot, and I did!!).
But, watching my kids play sports for the past 8 years has taught me that coaching isn't about know-how, it's about being bossy. And I'm super good at that, so this should be great!
Send help. NBA2k18 won't connect to XBOX live. It's the first real crisis of 2018.
I'm only partially joking...if you know how to fix this, tell me!
Hahah I bet Emily's the best one though.
Nothing says Holly Jolly like disembodied elf limbs.
"I'm about to get my career high in cookie doughs." - my apparently pro-level ice cream- eating son
I came home to find my scream-rock-listening husband playing a Demi Lovato song. Know what he said? "Baby, I'm sorry, not sorry." 😂😂
(Have no fear, the next song was more metal than I can tolerate and he's working on a project so it'll only get worse from here. I should haven't have complained about the Demi song haha.)
I don't usually do these, but this was cute-- http://quizly.co/pick-an-outfit-guess-your-age-and-height/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Post
It told me I was 27 and 5'7", which would be an upgrade from 38 and 5'3" haha
Classically trained 😂😂
Do you remember this song? Now imagine it being played by a mediocre 11-year-old pianist hahaha
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