Oh yeah, this is not a fun game to play. Trust me, don't make that comparison hahah
Every time I wear bracelets to work...
3 lip glosses, countless receipts, 3 loose Advil, a cough drop with a rubberband stuck to it, 2 pens, a single Tums tablet circa 2011(?), 9 bobbypins, a stretched out ponytail holder, 7 mints, a 5Below gift card, a thumbdrive, a tampon, and in case you haven't figured out where this was going by now...my wallet.
(Finally switching to a Fall bag, despite it still being 80 degrees!)
Sorry the neighborhood smells like broccoli. Better than my whole house smelling like it 🤣
(Range hood with an exhaust fan for the win!)
"Saying the same thing louder doesn't make it any funnier."
What is "Things I Find Myself Saying"
And then at 9pm, silence came over the land.
If you listened closely at the window, you could hear Mandy Moore's voice faintly rising from every home...
Whoever's kids actually wear the big unicorn head from Target for Halloween, just know that everyone else's kids have had it on their heads. 🦄
I'm not one to resort to violence, but if you pay $1,000 for an iphone, you should be punched in the face.
If I had $1 for every person who commented "Is this still available?" or "Interested" and then nothing ever again, I could quit my full time job.
With a love of children and a passion for reading and writing, Kelly decided to share her experiences with others through the pages of the Crib Notes book and site.
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