Well, you heard them. Throw away all your lettuce.
Only turkey and apple pie until further notice.
My allergy kid has been our 'candy converter' for years haha
"You know, as sexy as you are, when you say "marinarah" it makes my skin crawl."
This gets dumb real quick, but the first half is pretty funny.
Swear, I didn't know prosciutto had 3 syllables until I was well into my 20s.
All these failed freebie events just crack me up.
It also cracks me up how long people spend trying to make it work, and how mad they get when it doesn't.
It's so great when not only is there good food in the office for a meeting, but it's a meeting that you weren't even involved in, so you get all the reward and none of the suffering. 🙃
"Can we have chips and salsa and just kind of chill out?"
Yes. The answer to that will always be yes.
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