Me: Oh sorry, bad throw.
Him: [catching it anyway]
Me: Oh! My bad.
Him: [catching it anyway]
Me: Ugh, my hand slipped.
Him: [catching it anyway] Here, hold it like this.
Me: There! That was better.
Him: Yeah but you're throwing it like a baseball. Throw it like a football.
Me: ................
My dad: [shaking his head and laughing]