Each of our children are the cutest/smartest/
sneakiest/ bratiest/best; each of our partners the most-loving/most-supportive/biggest jerk/best;
each of our houses, jobs, lives the most hectic/
organized/glorious/busiest/best...so I'll try not to compete.
With that out of the way, I can focus on providing you with some good old fashioned information that you may or may not find to be entertaining/helpful/annoying/the best.
Hey, everything's not for everyone. But I bet you'll see something that you like/find useful/recognize
from your own life.