• The Elmo potty song has been stuck in your head for the past eight days but you can’t name a song released in the last six months.
• You define “dressed up” as wearing wedge flip flops instead of your normal flat ones.
• You watched the rest of that G-rated movie after your daughter fell asleep...because you were curious how it was going to end.
• You own only nursing bras although you weaned the baby two months ago.
• Your email address includes the word “mommy”...
What would you add? Funny, serious, sappy, gross; add it below!