"...one-drink tipsy. Two drinks make me sleepy. After the third, I will regale you with obscure facts about Emily Dickinson, and if they were mixed drinks, I’ll probably be saying contextually inappropriate things in Italian..."
(I prefer the Bronte sisters to Dickenson, but potato/potahto.)
http://www.abandoningpretense.com/2014/07/internet-sex-stop-telling-us-normal.html