Oh yeah, she's a mom

What's the tell-tale sign that someone is a mom?

•Labor Day has a whole new meaning to you
•The Elmo potty song has been stuck in your head for the past eight days but you can’t name a song released in the last six months.
•You find yourself fantasizing about one of the guys from a kids' show (If the object of your fantasy is animated you’re even farther gone!)
•You define “dressed up” as wearing wedge flip flops instead of your normal flat ones.
•You watched the rest of that G-rated movie after your daughter fell asleep...because you were curious how it was going to end.
•You and your partner call each other Mommy or Daddy when not in the presence of your kids. (This is excused if it’s during the first month of being a new parent as the novelty has not yet worn off.)
•You have begun taking sippy cups of coffee in the car instead of travel mugs.
•The last novel you read was during the sleepless nights of your last trimester.
•You own only nursing bras although you weaned the baby two months ago.
•Your email address includes the word “mommy”.