"No woman thinks this is your best feature.
Keep it in your pants.
We're not seduced by photos of your junk.
Call 1-800-GOT-JUNK.
They're called privates for a reason.
If we loved the way they look, they'd be called shoes."
I could not agree much more with her view of sexting (of the picture variety, mainly)...
"If men are trying to get a woman interested, they should forget the picture-taking and use the cellphone the way God intended. Call us.
And talk.
Say words."
Amen and Alleluia.
Keep it in your pants.
We're not seduced by photos of your junk.
Call 1-800-GOT-JUNK.
They're called privates for a reason.
If we loved the way they look, they'd be called shoes."
I could not agree much more with her view of sexting (of the picture variety, mainly)...
"If men are trying to get a woman interested, they should forget the picture-taking and use the cellphone the way God intended. Call us.
And talk.
Say words."
Amen and Alleluia.
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