What's cracking you up tonight?
"I asked my daughter if she wanted a grilled cheese sandwich. She said 'yes!' Then I asked my son the same question and my daughter replied 'No a boy cheese sandwich!'"
"I've been saying 'this is a pain in my butt' all week with all the iss...ues that we've been having. And my daughter's been saying 'Mom, remember when those guys were going to 'paint your butt'?' And then she laughs and laughs!"